Friday, June 1, 2007

10 Reasons to Keep Your Girlfriends Close

There are so many reasons that our girlfriends are our Best Friends Forever (BFF.) Our top ten picks:

  1. Girlfriends don’t sass. If they do talk back, you’d better sit up and take notice.

  2. True girlfriends give advice but they don’t judge you.

  3. When there’s trouble with the husband, family, significant other (or lack thereof,) they are always there to listen and pour the wine.

  4. When your outfit is wrong or your panty lines are showing, they'll tell you so. You will be relieved, not offended.

  5. You can swap great clothes and accessories. Sometimes, they will even shop for you. And, they never keep count of how many pairs of shoes or black skirts you have in your closet.

  6. When your ex shows up with his new chickie, girlfriends hand you the tissues and tell you how much smarter and cuter you are than her. They also gloat to him about how GREAT you’ve been doing!

  7. Girlfriends don’t require make-up or toned bodies. They also don’t care what you wear.

  8. Girlfriends can always help find an excuse for chocolates, tortilla chips, or a shopping spree.

  9. Girlfriends share numbers: the best handyman, plumber, babysitter and electrician are all within your reach with a call to the girlfriends.

  10. They can call you or you can call them. Anytime. Anywhere. For any reason.

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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